My upstairs neighbors have a problem in the bedroom. Every so often we hear them going at it for about 15 seconds and then silence.... Followed by the sound of a shower accompanied by the telltale sound of a certain battery operated boyfriend.
Now, I wouldn't care so much, except the guy starts pacing back and forth. Every step filled with anger, failure and a bit of what I'd like to call the "man pain". It's at this point that he wakes up my family... And that doesn't make anyone happy.
After an hour of so with her in the shower, he may or may take off or they get into an argument, where he or she takes off for a couple days just to repeat the process all over again. Honestly, the fights aren't as bad as they used to be before she got her B.O.B., but you can still tell they have a dysfunctional relationship.
I would feel sorry for the guy, but in this day and age, there are tons of ways to learn how to avoid this "problem". Well, I'm going to try to get some sleep.
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